{"id":1725,"date":"2023-09-24T18:51:18","date_gmt":"2023-09-24T16:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2023-09-24T18:51:18","modified_gmt":"2023-09-24T16:51:18","slug":"une-bonne-petite-excuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/24\/une-bonne-petite-excuse\/","title":{"rendered":"Une bonne petite excuse\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"978\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67189249-978x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1726\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67189249-978x1024.jpg 978w, https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67189249-287x300.jpg 287w, https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67189249-768x804.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67189249-1468x1536.jpg 1468w, https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67189249-1957x2048.jpg 1957w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 978px) 100vw, 978px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Le golf est le sport le plus difficile du monde<\/strong>, il n\u2019y aucun doute l\u00e0-dessus. Il suffit de regarder le dernier tour du<strong> BMW Championship de l\u2019European Tour<\/strong>, pour sans rendre compte. En effet, des joueurs talentueux et parfaitement pr\u00e9par\u00e9s ont \u00e9t\u00e9 malmen\u00e9s sur le parcours\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alors \u00e9videment, lorsqu\u2019il s\u2019agit de nous, simples amateurs, les raisons de nos mauvaises performances sont l\u00e9gion. On peut invoquer des raisons techniques, remettre en cause notre condition physique ou encore notre mental. Mais j\u2019ai la solution pour vous. En fait, les Anglais ont trouv\u00e9 la solution&nbsp;<strong><em>: un catalogue de bonnes excuses lorsque l\u2019on ne joue pas bien.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La <em>\u00ab&nbsp;perfide Albion&nbsp;\u00bb<\/em> ayant invent\u00e9 ce sport, elle s\u2019est donc donn\u00e9 le droit d\u2019\u00e9diter un catalogue d\u2019une centaine d\u2019excuses&nbsp;: <strong>\u00ab&nbsp;501 Excuse for Bad Golf Shot&nbsp;\u00bb<\/strong> de<em> Jusitn. J Exner. &nbsp;<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La touche d\u2019humour golfique va jusqu\u2019\u00e0 ce que l\u2019on ne trouve aucune information (sauf une biographie limit\u00e9e) sur cet auteur <em>Justin. J Exner.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u2019est un petit livre a glisser dans son sac, sauf si vous \u00eates superstitieux. Dans ce cas-l\u00e0, vous prendrez le temps de lire pour vous donner quelques excuses bien senties lors de vos diff\u00e9rentes parties.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mais, je pense qu\u2019il doit \u00eatre pris comme un cadeau pour vous aider \u00e0 mieux comprendre l\u2019esprit de ce jeu fantastique.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Au gr\u00e8s des diff\u00e9rentes lectures de ce petit ouvrage, j\u2019en ai s\u00e9lectionn\u00e9 plusieurs que je trouve magiques, je les laisse en anglais pour ne pas perdre le sens&nbsp;:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>I play better with golfers who are actually good<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Boy, the greeskeeper must be in an awful mood. I\u2019ve never seen so many tough pin positions<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>This area was\u2019nt considered out of bounds last year<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>The greens are much faster in Florida<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>I can\u2019t get loose my chiropractor is out of town<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>My swing looks perfect on video; I don&rsquo;t know what&rsquo;s wrong<\/strong><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>I just can&rsquo;t find the sweet spot today<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Bonne lecture.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67516161-1-995x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1729\" width=\"840\" height=\"864\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67516161-1-995x1024.jpg 995w, https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67516161-1-291x300.jpg 291w, https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67516161-1-768x791.jpg 768w, https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67516161-1-1492x1536.jpg 1492w, https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image_67516161-1-1990x2048.jpg 1990w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 840px) 100vw, 840px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-vivid-green-cyan-background-color has-background\"><em>THE GOLFIEST<\/em><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le golf est le sport le plus difficile du monde, il n\u2019y aucun doute l\u00e0-dessus. Il suffit de regarder le dernier tour du BMW Championship de l\u2019European Tour, pour sans rendre compte. En effet, des joueurs talentueux et parfaitement pr\u00e9par\u00e9s ont \u00e9t\u00e9 malmen\u00e9s sur le parcours\u2026 Alors \u00e9videment, lorsqu\u2019il s\u2019agit de nous, simples amateurs, les [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-non-classe"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1725"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1733,"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1725\/revisions\/1733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thegolfiest.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}